humorous thoughts

You Might Be From A Small Town If....

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You had senior skip day.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

You don't give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).

You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend)

Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason

You think kids that ride skateboards are weird

The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people"

The people in the city dress funny, then you pick- up on the trend two years later

Continued tomorrow




FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED - verb, past tense. Usage: "Bubba seed are bard pick-up."

GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."

Continued tomorrow



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