humorous thoughts

Why Beer May Be Better Than Ever Getting Married Again!

Beer doesn't need much closet space

You can keep beer in the basement for months without a complaint.

A beer can't give your herpes - or other nasty things.

Beer doesn't complain about the way YOU DRIVE.

Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch, anytime.

Beer NEVER changes its mind.

Beer doesn't tease you or play HARD TO GET.

Beer never asks you to use the remote control to change the station.

Beer doesn't make you GO SHOPPING!

A beer won't ask you why you spent so much time with other beers last night.

Continued tomorrow



I just wanted to know!

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

If the funeral procession is at night, do the people drive with their lights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

~ submitted by Jim ~



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