COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the
sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have
a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at
he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.
he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."