Reasons To Be A Guy
pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
almost never have strap problems in public.
are non-existent in your clothes.
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
don't have to shave below your neck.
belly usually hides your big hips.
wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.