the plural of Y'all?? All-Y'all
you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire
estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
the most popular pick-up line in Alabama? "Nice tooth".
Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operators told Bubba she would send
someone out right away. "Where do you live" asked the operator. Bubba
replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can
you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How
'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?'
do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk
and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk
says, "go ahead."
can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on
both sides of his pickup truck.
you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It
seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary.
many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat and one to watch
did God invent Armadillos? So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the half
was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would
have been called a teethbrush
State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got
The driver says "Bout what?"
you here about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year
for a million years
did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas Burned Down? Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
new law recently passed in North Carolina: When a couple gets divorced, they're
still brother and sister.
the best thing ever to come out of Arkansas? I-40
Mississippians are walking down different end of a street toward each other, and
one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha
got in th' bag?"
I guess how many they are, can I have one?' "Shoot, ya guesses right and
I'll give you both of them."
Ummmmmmmm . . . five?"
do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17
and under not admitted.
do you have when you have 32 Rednecks in the same room? A full set of teeth.