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Interesting but Useless Facts!!!

Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of big words. 20. India has 50 million monkeys.

Brachiosaurus had a heart the size of a pickup truck.

The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

The average human being eats about 70 tons of food in a lifetime.

A jellyfish is 95% water.

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You might be a redneck if ...

You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.

You're an expert on worm beds.

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

You haul more than U-Haul.

Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"

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