-- I have questions!
is it that no plastic bag will ever open from the first end you try?
do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that
whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always
manage to knock something else over?
Why, in winter, do we try to keep
the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Do you ever wonder why you gave
me your e-mail address in the first place?
The statistics on sanity say
that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends. If they're OK..? (then it's you!)
A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine
is, like .... night!!!!
submitted by Wilson Wells ~