just wanted to know!
a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
you be a closet claustrophobic?
the funeral procession is at night, do the people drive with their lights off?
a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
is the word abbreviation so long?
a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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