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humorous thoughts

There is a moral to this

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along, they passed some people who thought it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The man and boy decided maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some more people who thought it was a shame for the old man to make such a small boy walk. The two decided they both would walk.

Soon they passed some more people who thought it was stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right, so they both rode on the donkey.

They soon passed other people who thought it was a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right, so they carried the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal, and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story ... If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass!

 

 

Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.

Colic............................A sheep dog.

Coma...........................A punctuation mark.

D&C............................Where Washington is.

Dilate...........................To live long.

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