Ways You Know Martha Stewart Is Stalking Your Dog
potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia.
telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and
decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the
seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.
dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand knitted
sweater with matching boots.
dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.