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Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue

Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in one of the following is required.

Combating Stupidity

You Too Can Do Housework

Resistance to Beer

How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)

Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am

Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")

 

 

A Mother's Dictionary

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

Verbal: Able to whine in words

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."

 

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