Advice from Kids
matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
can't trust dogs to watch your food.
what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
lunches stick to the wall.
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
hard to unlearn a bad word.
Why until you understand.
easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper.
pencil without an eraser might as well just be a pen.
only fun to play school when you're the teacher.
can be an answer.
the best one in the play has the fewest lines.
is a lot older than eight.
your best move is blocked by your own checkers.
nights it's not worth fighting over who gets the top bunk.
expect your friends to be as excited about your "100" as you are.
say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" nless you're absolutely sure
there's a slow kid behind you.
you don't like the birthday girl, don't go to the party.
still gets you there.
you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
room gets smaller as you get bigger.
can't start over just because you're losing the game.
you're dressed up like a princess, it's easier to act like one.
a tree had apples last year, don't expect pears this year.
drop of black paint from the brush clouds the whole cup of water.
can't be everyone's best friend.
snow day is more fun than a vacation day.
you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.
you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
where things come from.
you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.