to do when an police officer pulls you over
you are gay and ask him out.
he says no(to going out with you), cry.
he says yes(to going out with you), accuse him of sexual harassment.
the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first."
to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him, "Sorry, I just ate the last