humorous thoughts

Why Men Can't Win

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're a fag.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

Continued tomorrow




Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who is not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, strong…
And not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks,
And when he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks!
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
He pulls out my chair and opens the door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
I pray that this man would love me to no end,
And know NEVER to compare me with my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
Because I know you'll send him before it's too late!



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