humorous thoughts

MARRIAGE - A Husband's Viewpoint

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence !!!)

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS" :

The Engagement Ring
The Wedding Ring
The SuffeRing
The EnduRing
The TortuRing



Things you'd love to say at work, but can't

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message ...

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Ahhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again ...

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