THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW
note ... these are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!
Crying is blackmail.
Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
Remind us frequently beforehand.
Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes. Wear
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good
at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.